It’s a Dog’s Life
Just not in the way you’d think…
Squirrel is my name. Some call me Tipsy.
I’m furry, and aloof till I like you.
When I like you I share my fur with you.
Adorn your clothes with it, hooman.
Naturally I’m the leader of my pack.
A stellar pack of me, and three (dumb) bois.
Look at them.
Now look at me.
Also see me from other angles —
… As you can see, I’m photogenic.
The hoomans definitely appreciate my game.
I jump over the wall and scratch as and when I wish on their doors.
I must be let in whenever.
Because… you know, I’m charming.
Apart from sleeping fitfully for hours, I also chase away the infernal cats.
Somehow they seem to think the hoomans' house is welcoming to them.
Pests!
In exchange for my fur and attention, I think I should be offered chimken and cheese daily, but the hoomans seem to think otherwise.
[sighs] dogfood ☹ [no photo please]
Anyways.
They have grown a garden to take my pictures with flowers.
Look at me waiting for all the flowers to grow.
Last year, they were smiling ear to ear as I inspected their handiwork in Spring.
So when Spring hits, be sure to come check my fresh photos out.
Bye bye for now 🐾