The Clintons, and the Cops Who Murdered Breonna Taylor
I have an idea that I think will heal the political strife in the USA!
The Left wants the cops who murdered Breonna Taylor to go to prison, and the Right wants the Clintons to go prison. So I say, we do a win-win swap! Let’s send both the cops who murdered Breonna Taylor, and the Clintons to prison.
Hear me out. We can send the cops who murdered Breonna Taylor to prison for murder. And we can send Bill and Hillary Clinton to prison for… also murder.
For those of you who don’t know, there is a conspiracy theory called the Clinton Body Count, that says that over 40 people close enough to the Clintons to have compromising information on them, have died untimely deaths. The majority of them by suicide.
Now what the Clinton Body Count conspiracy theory says, is that the Clintons are murdering these people.
But what the Clintons say, is that they are not murdering these people. The Clintons say, that what is happening, is that when people get close to them, they end up killing themselves. Which is way worse when you think about it. The Clinton’s are like, “Yeah, we’re not murdering these people. It’s just that after working with us for a while, you just can’t live with yourself.”
So… I feel we can justifiably send the Clintons to prison for murder, or for driving people to suicide, or for at the very least, probably financial crimes. Whatever reason you wish.
And when you think about it, the correlation I am drawing is fair. Because, both the Clintons and the officers who murdered Breonna Taylor, are people, who are not in prison, because they are above the law to the point that they are unable to be properly investigated.
So what I am saying is, we deep down know that the cops who murdered Breonna Taylor are bad guys, and also, that the Clintons are bad guys. So let’s just please send the cops who murdered Breonna Taylor and the Clintons to prison. Because that would be something for everyone.