Mood: Par-Dulting

Par-Dulting: (n.)[par-dull-TING, partying + adulting]: When you’re still a heavy partier but you do so with your adult responsibilities in mind (i.e. Your dog is depending on you to return home so he can go be taken out, you’ll feel like a failure still stumbling out of the club like in undergrad, etc…).

You do lame things like play Trouble, stack Dominos, dance in your own bathroom and of course — drink the last of your Disaronno and the flattest Pink Moscato in the history of ever.

All par-dulting takes place in the home of another 21+ adult who has responsibilities like light bills, morning sobriety and pants.

Anybody else in the mood for ‘par-dulting’? Serious inquiries only. LOL.