When I was young and my friends asked what my father did for a living, I’d say, “He’s a psychoanalyst.”
“What’s that?” everyone asked.
I wasn’t entirely sure myself. I knew people paid Dad to listen to them talk and that this helped them solve their problems. It could take years. It used up lots of Kleenex. Sometimes a couch was involved.
Even as I told my friends about it, it seemed rather implausible.
Nor could I ever see for myself. Participating in Take Your Daughter To Work Day was, of course, totally out of the question.
Dad had a home office. When patients arrived at the front door, my mother, my sister and I had to hide from them — meeting the therapist‘s family was considered bad for therapy.
When the doorbell rang, we’d scurry from sight, fleeing up the stairs or lurking behind a closed door. We’d wait, silent, as my father welcomed the patient and walked them down the hallway to his office.
Then we had 50 minutes before we had to hide again.
When I invited a friend over, I couldn’t just tell her to turn up. I had to consult the schedule posted by the phone to make sure she wouldn’t encounter one of Dad’s patients chain-smoking on the porch as they gathered the courage to ring the bell, or emerging from the house after a session, often in tears.
Although I never met any of them face to face, I learned something about Dad’s patients when he told Mom about the day’s sessions at the dinner table. (He seemed far less interested in my life — I always suspected that if there were ever a popularity contest between Dad’s patients and his daughter, I’d lose.)
My father never referred to patients by name so as to guard their privacy, but I came to know the regulars. The brilliant but paranoid lawyer who burned through several marriages. The anorexic teenage figure skater who threatened suicide whenever Dad scheduled a family vacation. The Oedipal anesthesiologist.
And my favorite, the vice squad cop who fell madly in love with a man he’d arrested in a public rest room.
You never knew what they’d do next. Often, despite my father’s best efforts, it was something incredibly stupid or self-destructive. But my father was good at his job and slowly, most made progress. Not that progress was easily measured. Other fathers could win a court case or rewire a house.
Mine helped a gay cop accept, and even enjoy, the fact that he was, indeed, a gay cop.
When a patient made a breakthrough, Dad was pleased. But his pleasure was quiet. He wasn’t an effusive man. I envied my friends whose fathers hugged them and called them “Princess,“ the girls whose daddies adored them.
My father wasn’t adoring. There was nobody better if you had to talk through a problem. But if you wanted a father whose face lit up at your approach — well, that wasn’t my Dad.
When he died several years ago, many patients and former patients turned up at the memorial service. Each stood up and told us how grateful they were for how he’d transformed their lives.
“He was a wise man.” “He saved my life.” “I owe him everything.”
My father made people’s lives better. How many of us can say that?
Now I have my own therapist. I talk about my problems, many of which arise from my relationship with my unadoring Dad.
I’m grateful to my own therapist for helping transform my life. I use up lots of Kleenex. And I wonder how my shrink refers to me at the dinner table. The unassertive radical feminist? The bankruptcy lawyer who finally dumped her broke boyfriend?
Perhaps she just thinks of me as the psychoanalyst’s daughter. After a certain amount of therapy, I’m fine with that.