12 Days of the Donald

This jingle is in honor of the upcoming inauguration and the people obsessed with the Donald — those for and against — as well as the his prolific and sometimes annoying habit of tweeting occasionally useful but oftentimes irrelevant gibberish every time anyone does anything with which he does not agree. Can’t wait to do an @realDonaldTrump round up next November.

Sung to the Twelve Days of Christmas melody.

On his first day as President the Donald tweeted me a scathing critique of Hillary.

On his second day as President the Donald tweeted me two Putin cheers, and a scathing critique of Hillary.

On his third day as President the Donald tweeted me three border taxes, two Putin cheers, and a scathing critique of Hillary.

On his fourth day as President the Donald tweeted me four half truths, three border taxes, two Putin cheers, and a scathing critique of Hillary.

On his fifth day as President the Donald tweeted me five golden showers, four half truths, three border taxes, two Putin cheers, and a scathing critique of Hillary.

On his sixth day as President the Donald tweeted me six SNL jabs, five golden showers, four half truths, three border taxes, two Putin cheers, and a scathing critique of Hillary.

On his seventh day as President the Donald tweeted me seven jobs saved, six SNL jabs, five golden showers, four half truths, three border taxes, two Putin cheers, and a scathing critique of Hillary.

On his eight day as President the Donald tweeted me eight Dems a sobbing, seven jobs saved, six SNL jabs, five golden showers, four half truths, three border taxes, two Putin cheers, and a scathing critique of Hillary.

On his ninth day as President the Donald tweeted me nine feet of wall, eight Dems a sobbing, seven jobs saved, six SNL jabs, five golden showers, four half truths, three border taxes, two Putin cheers, and a scathing critique of Hillary.

On his tenth day as President the Donald tweeted me ten more ellipses, nine feet of wall, eight Dems a sobbing, seven jobs saved, six SNL jabs, five golden showers, four half truths, three border taxes, two Putin cheers, and a scathing critique of Hillary.

On his eleventh day as President the Donald tweeted me eleven fake news claims, ten more ellipses, nine feet of wall, eight Dems a sobbing, seven jobs saved, six SNL jabs, five golden showers, four half truths, three border taxes, two Putin cheers, and a scathing critique of Hillary.

On his twelfth day as President the Donald tweeted me twelve more grammatically incorrect rants spanning 1,680 characters connected by three to four dots and lots of exclamation marks, eleven fake news claims, ten more ellipses, nine feet of wall, eight Dems a sobbing, seven jobs saved, six SNL jabs, five golden showers, four half truths, three border taxes, two Putin cheers, and a scathing critique of Hillary.


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Originally published at www.robertjrichey.com on January 13, 2017.

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