Once I Knew This I Couldn’t Un-Know It

Can we all pause and scream a collective – CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

My Gay Friend is Going to Have a Baby, So I’m Giving Him Fatherhood Advice

Postmortem: On moving

One more ‘farewell to all of that and especially New York’ from a compulsive move maker

I moved to New York City when I was 23. I kept few belongings, so I could move easily, and I moved often. When I did…

Saying “I Love You”

My husband and I both come from “I love you” families. You know, the kind that just say “I love you” a lot. When we’re ending a call, when we’re dropping people off or getting dropped off at the airport, when we’re saying goodnight, when we’re jumping in the shower. It was one thing about his…

Why I Gave Facebook Up

Yes, I’m that guy now

Networking: Quality over Quantity

As a young professional in the 21st Century, a piece of advice that I have received time and time again over the past few years is that ‘Networking is fundamental to getting ahead’. I have found this to be an accurate statement, although I should caveat this by saying…

A Mandate for Inaction

First he spoke of Mexico, which isn’t all that close to my home
Drugs, crime, rapists — they give us their worst; I…

Why I Stopped Writing Jokes But Not On Purpose

After the election, I couldn’t write one joke. I had no humorous thoughts at all. Zero. Zilch. Nada. For a comedian, this is not good news. It was as if the Funny Fairy bopped me on the head and said Why are you trying to self-soothe with laughter…

(193) Please Keep Sanity and Lube Out of the Aisle

Or…the thing that is said before they hurtle you through the edge of atmosphere (ish) and use science to make you land relatively safely in another place.

Nine Steps To Happiness

Step 1 : Take Off That Mask!

The best piece of advice I ever found

6 harsh truths that will make you a better person.

Its the year 2014, One fine day I logged into office, grabbed a cup of coffee and sat at my desk. The first thing I would do, obviously like any one else is open Facebook and check the…

PANIC MODE: PUTTING OUT THE WILDFIRE

DOES THE CHANGING OF THE SEASONS HAVE YOU FREAKING OUT?