The Devil’s Dictionary, Updated

Ambrose Bierce, Had He Taken a Global Tour

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Bonobos: the forgotten half of human nature. Use sex to solve power issues instead of vice-versa. Best alternative to extinction.

Marriage: The penalty. Sex is the game.

Gay marriage: Ends gays’ unfair penalty evasion.