Much covfefe over peacock sex

I stopped crying the moment I was illuminated with the divine knowledge that peahens conceive ocularly, and of course peculiarly. They get impregnated in an intangible way when their peacocks cry. At least this is what a High Court judge of an Indian state says on his day of retirement explaining why peacock is the national bird of the country.

Meanwhile, on the same day, the world was thrown into a tizzy when quizmaster Donald Trump asked the people of Twitter the meaning of ‘covfefe’.

And after that day, marked by two epiphanies, life never remained the same. Every alternate post on my Facebook wall is a meme on ‘tearing’ sex of pea-cocks. And in between there were assumptions on ‘covfefe’.

MMSes on peacock sex were doing rounds not yet irking wildlife activists. Merriam Webster defined covfefe as a word intended to be ‘coverage’, but if you can’t reach the keyboard, what do you do? Do you quit? No, you type ‘covfefe’.

Stupidity connects these two incidents from two parts of the world proving that nothing but stupidity sells, trends, and rules.

So, here are what we learn

· If you make sense, the world will never talk about you

· Even Russians do not know what Covfefe means

· Making memes should be declared as an international pursuit

· The holy land of India likes asexual beings

· You can say anything on the last day in your office

· Not everybody deserves your tears