The Good Employer’s Manifesto

Your heart must earn a living wage.
Your bones must contribute
to the well being of the few.

We cannot afford illness.
It is unprofitable.
Your breath must be privatised
for the good of all.

If your health fails
it can easily be replaced
by cheaper foreign imports.

Appreciate your standard of living.
It is higher than your ancestors.
We have your wellbeing in mind.

Your health is a lottery.
Achieve a certain number of workdays
we will enter you
into a competition
to win an iPad.

Support your wellbeing
Breathe easily with us