The Must Have

You can’t be too safe.
It can get damaged
in an accident.
You may drop it.

It may smash into pieces.
It may be faulty.
handles not fitted
correctly.

We offer immediate replacement,
if it’s unrepairable.

The words may no longer
be relevant.
The form out of date.
The message a cliche.

Insure this poem immediately.
A small monthly payment
to the poet will make you feel safe.