COVID Has Already Broken Up The United States (Map)

The question isn’t whether America will break up. It’s how to put it back together

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

New New Mexico

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Right now New Mexico is only in a Union with Vermont
This is not a time to shop for souvenirs, visit state parks or sightsee. Please recognize that if you are traveling amid a global pandemic you are bringing the risk of a highly contagious and lethal virus with you and taking it with you as you go. You must wear a face-covering if you are in public while in the state. Please limit your activities to only the essentials.

The 19 Colonies

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Trump built his wall. He just never said you’d be trapped inside.

The Confederacy of COVID

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Those traveling from a “red” state are asked to avoid travel, but if they visit Chicago, they must quarantine for 14 days, or the length of their stay. (NYT)
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Benjamin Franklin’s 1754 cartoon, with an ampersand added

The end of the United States

Trumpty Dumpty built a great wall,
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the task forces and even Biden
Couldn't put U.S. together again

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