PinnedJustin LeeJordan Peterson Fanboys Scream “Hail Hydra!” after Learning He has been Red Skull All AlongPeterson/Red Skull then announced plans to rid the planet of unclean roomsApr 6, 20213Apr 6, 20213
PinnedJustin LeeMattel™ to Rename He-Man “Xir-Person,” Following Hasbro’s LeadMattel CEO announces new “inclusive” additions to Masters of the Universe product lineFeb 25, 2021Feb 25, 2021
PinnedJustin LeeHasbro™ Drops “Mr.” from Potato Head Line, Is Pressured into Removing “-bro” from Company NameCEO Goldman apologizes for his company’s “toxic masculinity”Feb 25, 20212Feb 25, 20212
PinnedJustin LeeCDC Confirms “Simply Not Breathing” is More Effective than Double-Masking at Preventing Spread of…“We have no other choice but to follow the science.”Feb 10, 2021Feb 10, 2021
PinnedJustin LeeJuggalo Who Mistook Capitol Riot for Insane Clown Posse Concert Questioned by FBI“I kept waiting for the music to start playing, but it never did.”Jan 27, 20211Jan 27, 20211
PinnedJustin LeeThe Booger Ted Cruz Ate During a 2016 Primary Debate Was Actually a Brain Parasite.Specialists warn it may still be contagious.Jan 5, 20211Jan 5, 20211
Berny BelvedereSCOOP: Ted Cruz’s Letter Demanding Rejection of Electoral College ResultsInfinite Quark has the letter Cruz circulated to Senate allies. Here it is.Jan 3, 2021Jan 3, 2021
Justin LeeCharlie Kirk: “Cash & Ass are the Future of American Conservatism”A future brought to you by Bang Energy Drinks.Dec 22, 2020Dec 22, 2020
Justin LeeTrump Nominates Judge Judy to Fill Supreme Court VacancyDog the Bounty Hunter has also been tapped for Marshal of the Supreme CourtSep 25, 20201Sep 25, 20201
Infinite QuarkTrump Awards Himself Presidential Medal of Freedom for Israel-UAE Peace DealHaving failed to steal Obama’s Nobel medal, Trump moves to Plan BAug 14, 20201Aug 14, 20201
