Merit-Credit Competition
I will scratch your …
I mean your back
You scratch my …
… I mean my back
I will give you a Like
You give me a Like
I will give you a Thumbs Up
You give me a Thumbs Up
Online, offline, be it wherever
These are the rules of the game
I am OK, you’re OK; both healthy
And all is well with the world
Even though losers go on and on
About the problems in the world
We play by the rules, and so
My merit will go up
My credit will go up
Your credit will go up
Your merit will go up
Together, both of us
Will win the competition
We will earn the position
That we don’t deserve
I mean, yes we actually do
Deserve on our very own
Then we will go pay our respects
To the billionaire, God bless him
For giving us all his all blessings
May he prosper forever and ever
And may he bless us in the world for
Doing well in all adult competitions
All Hail the Gods of Meritocracy!
Let’s launch a #hashtag as an offering
In his honour, so he gets eternal glory
We all get our prasad and our lollipops
After the fall of the causality frontier
Just as punishment determines crime
Our success also determines our merit
That is why we have the word loser
Originally published at anileklavya.net on 22nd August, 2019. Updated on 25th August, 2019.