Jan 23
15 min read
Bred by the security guard
“I’m going to give you my baby,” he says
I normally wouldn’t crash a party.
But when it comes to free food, I’d do a lot of things I normally wouldn’t do. Do you know how many surveys I filled out because they promised me a free sandwich? Too damn many.
A tiny shard of guilt enters me when I sneak into the hotel ballroom. Not only am I…
