The Libertarian Prayer

For God so loved the materialistic world that he gave his only begotten sons of Silicon Valley so that we may not perish but have everlasting consumerism, marketing and bloatware. And whosoever believeth in them will have everlasting promises of the Capitalist paradise that has yet to come.

Do not falleth into the temptation that is Indie and Open-Source. For they leadeth into altruistic Temptation and fornication with Linux.

Do not be beguiled by the siren song of Social Libertarianism or Social Democracy. The people are weak and the temptation towards cooperation and empathy is strong.

Blessed are the ones who use Koch, always.

Blessed are the poor coders and the down-trodden. For they are the most industrious of all, and they keep the ramen shoppes in business. Therefore, UBI must be staved off for the foreseeable future, lest Growth suffer a blow.

Growth must suffer not, or the End of Eternity is what we wrought.