it’s just foam
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it’s just foam

Hi, I’m the Bored Kid Sitting in Front of You at Your Child’s Summer Band Recital

And I’m here to ruin some memories

Photo by Séan Gorman on Unsplash

Look, no one said it would be easy to be this annoying, but the French horns are doing a solo right now that sounds like an enormous fart, and I’m going to make the most of it.

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Lindsay Rae Brown

Lindsay Rae Brown

Mother, writer, user of too many hashtags.