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How I Horrifically Awoke to Life in Hitchcock’s ‘The Birds’

I’m still trying to make sense of the situation

This guy is definitely trying to kill me. Photo by wolfgang_vogt. Pixabay

Thump. Thump. Thump.

A distant heavy thudding noise interrupted my attempted “sleep-in Sunday.” It sounded like wads of wet towels landing against my bedroom door. I stayed in bed a bit longer, shaking the slumber from my eyes and joints.




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Sarah Paris

Sarah Paris

Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Fiction is my heartbeat. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.

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