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I Am Your 2024 Spotify Wrapped, and You’re on the Highway to the Danger Zone
It’s that time of year again. Wrapped’s ready. Are you?
Life moves fast. Luckily we took notes.
You listened for 28,252 minutes this year. That puts you in the top 13% of listeners worldwide. Lucky for them they weren’t all subjected to your ghastly tastes.
Your biggest listening day was September 30th with 532 minutes. That’s almost 9 hours, and we know your phone fell beside the seat while you were driving through West Virginia. We played Kidz Bop because we knew you couldn’t stop us. Even we hate that stuff.
You played 3,178 songs this year — and one song again, and again, and again, and again…
You played Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins 174 times. One-hundred-seventy-four. 1986 called, it wants its cock-rock back. Also, Spotify wasn’t around in 1986. Neither were cell phones, the internet, or indoor plumbing. Bodacious choice, dipstick. At least you committed to something, but Danger Zone?
Fun fact: Toto was originally supposed to record Danger Zone, but legal trouble kept them out of the mix. Jefferson Starship, Corey Hart, and the guy from REO Speedwagon were all invited but turned it down. Kenny was the one who pulled it off. Long Live Kenny Loggins!