My Showerhead is Trying to Kill Me
This is a real problem, people
There is something wrong with my shower.
Each morning as I drag my body to the bathroom to wash off the previous day’s grunge, I remember, oh yes, now I might die because my showerhead refuses to act like a normal showerhead. But I’m too lazy/apathetic to do anything about it, so I climb into the tub without a second thought.