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When You Find a Turd Nugget In Your Wife’s Underwear Just Prior to Having Sex

In which I imagine my husband’s thoughts the one time he found poop in my panties

Imagine this.

Your sexy wife has been out puttering in the garden, thinking about getting naked with you.

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