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The Mysterious Curse of My Phone’s Tiny Keyboard
The Mysterious Curse of My Phone’s Tiny Keyboard
Is this a typing device for ants?
Sarah Paris
Mar 14
Why I’d Rather Drink Raw Sewage than Self-Promote
Why I’d Rather Drink Raw Sewage than Self-Promote
As a writer, this becomes problematic for me
Sarah Paris
Feb 21
This Is What Happens When You Watch Two People Making Love in A Minivan
This Is What Happens When You Watch Two People Making Love in A Min...
The stars align
Lindsay Rae Brown
Dec 11, 2023
Don’t Wash My Underpants
Don’t Wash My Underpants
Nine to five or something like that
Amy Sea
Feb 5
it’s just foam
it’s just foam
Quick and dirty stories that won’t make money but might give someone a laugh
Lindsay Rae Brown
Oct 19, 2020
Things I Did on My First Day of Seasonal Layoff
Things I Did on My First Day of Seasonal Layoff
Panic. Because who am I without work?
Lindsay Rae Brown
Nov 9, 2023
Lindsay Rae Brown: Mathlete
Lindsay Rae Brown: Mathlete
Incidents and Observations
Lindsay Rae Brown
Nov 5, 2023
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I’m Stuck in the Depression Jar, and it’s Distorting My Reality
I’m Stuck in the Depression Jar, and it’s Distorting My Reality
Or, why my face suddenly resembles my dead grandmother’s corpse
Lindsay Rae Brown
Apr 9
I’ll Take Jazz Hands Over Sexy Hip Thrusts Every Time
I’ll Take Jazz Hands Over Sexy Hip Thrusts Every Time
The day I learned I’d never be a backup dancer in any capacity
Lindsay Rae Brown
Mar 3
In Every Grunge Woman’s Bathroom Should Be A Superhero
In Every Grunge Woman’s Bathroom Should Be A Superhero
Loo soliloquy
Aimée Brown Gramblin
Feb 20
Current Theories on Who Gave My Book a 2-Star Rating on Amazon
Current Theories on Who Gave My Book a 2-Star Rating on Amazon
Any one of these seems plausible at this point
Lindsay Rae Brown
Feb 7
Let’s Talk About the Shame Surrounding Self-Publishing
Let’s Talk About the Shame Surrounding Self-Publishing
and why that’s dumb
Lindsay Rae Brown
Feb 3
The Most Recent Evolution Created Cotton Candy Clouds and Compassion
The Most Recent Evolution Created Cotton Candy Clouds and Compassion
Humanity evolves to occupy the stratosphere
Aimée Brown Gramblin
Jan 30
I’m Learning to Let Go of Things, and That’s What Gave Me the Guts to Hit Publish
I’m Learning to Let Go of Things, and That’s What Gave Me the Guts to Hit Publish
Update on I’m Not the Manager Here
Lindsay Rae Brown
Jan 25
Why Angels Wipe Their Butts with Razor Blades
Why Angels Wipe Their Butts with Razor Blades
And other things I ponder when I’m poor
Sarah Paris
Jan 22
Why I’m Hugging and Kissing Baby 2024
Why I’m Hugging and Kissing Baby 2024
2024 is still in the adorable, pre-tantrum New Year phase
Sarah Paris
Jan 19
This Christmas I’m Celebrating My Hilariously Tragic Holiday Memories
This Christmas I’m Celebrating My Hilariously Tragic Holiday Memories
A yuletide tale of projectile vomit and other beautiful moments
Sarah Paris
Dec 22, 2023
The Magic of the Aurora Borealis Let Me Down
The Magic of the Aurora Borealis Let Me Down
It was actually AB’s stupid cousin, Steve
Sarah Paris
Dec 14, 2023
That Time My Kid Was Obsessed with Public Transit
That Time My Kid Was Obsessed with Public Transit
If only “that time” still existed
Lindsay Rae Brown
Dec 9, 2023
The Two Times I Was Stuck in an Elevator
The Two Times I Was Stuck in an Elevator
And lived to tell the tale
Patrick Metzger
Dec 2, 2023
Positive Affirmations to Whisper Softly to Yourself While Doing Yoga in the Exact Wrong Location
Positive Affirmations to Whisper Softly to Yourself While Doing Yoga in the Exact Wrong Location
Words from the wise
Lindsay Rae Brown
Nov 29, 2023
The Dark Art of Laughing at Death
The Dark Art of Laughing at Death
Musings on dark humour and the inevitability of facing one’s own mortality
Lindsay Rae Brown
Nov 25, 2023
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