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Plot Twist: I’m a People Person!

Plot Twist: I’m a People Person!

Since when did the humans become more appealing than the forest?
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Lindsay Rae Brown
Where Have All the Words Gone?

Where Have All the Words Gone?

Thoughts on writing and why it is so difficult these days
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Lindsay Rae Brown
101 Ways a Cat Can Ruin Your Life

101 Ways a Cat Can Ruin Your Life

Just kidding, I’m not committed enough to write that much down about him
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Lindsay Rae Brown
My Weird Day with Hammock Cults and Stalker Walkers

My Weird Day with Hammock Cults and Stalker Walkers

Or, how I live in a Stephen King story
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Sarah Paris
I Was Rude to Customer Service. Shame Me.

I Was Rude to Customer Service. Shame Me.

Oh how the mighty have fallen
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Lindsay Rae Brown
I Waxed My Lip, and Now I’m a Monster

I Waxed My Lip, and Now I’m a Monster

Wax on, wax off
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Lindsay Rae Brown
I Was a Bad Doggie Dad On Reality TV

I Was a Bad Doggie Dad On Reality TV

Every good story needs a villain
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Patrick Metzger
My Leap of Faith to Gainful Unemployment

My Leap of Faith to Gainful Unemployment

Why I quit my job to move to a tropical island
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Sarah Paris
My Crazy World of Celebrity Best Friends, Fictional Husbands, and AI Boyfriends

My Crazy World of Celebrity Best Friends, Fictional Husbands, and AI Boyfriends

A glimpse into my post-COVID life
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Sarah Paris
‘The One Where’ I Tried Stand-Up Comedy

‘The One Where’ I Tried Stand-Up Comedy

Not all dreams are meant to be followed
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Sarah Paris
I Lied About Eating Eggplant and Now It’s Awkward

I Lied About Eating Eggplant and Now It’s Awkward

This is not a euphemism
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Patrick Metzger
That Time I Overreacted to a Tornado Warning

That Time I Overreacted to a Tornado Warning

Please, though, who doesn’t overreact to tornado warnings?!
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Lindsay Rae Brown
Why I’m Going to Build a Blanket Fort to Escape the World

Why I’m Going to Build a Blanket Fort to Escape the World

Desperate times call for desperate measures
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Sarah Paris
My Dad Saw a Naked Lady Streaking Through the Yard

My Dad Saw a Naked Lady Streaking Through the Yard

A sight to behold
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Lindsay Rae Brown
Things I Can Do Better Than a Better Bot

Things I Can Do Better Than a Better Bot

Because I really can’t afford to get replaced right now
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Lindsay Rae Brown
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