Trump’s Manic Treason Monday

A musical celebration of Donald Trump’s treasonous meeting with Russian president Vladimir Putin, to the tune of The Bangles’ 1980s classic, Manic Monday.

Six o’clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissing Russian escorts
By a crystal yellow urine stream
But I can’t be late
Cuz then that kompromat might just leak
I’ll be back at Mar a Lago
Playing golf again in less than a week

It’s just another treason Monday
(whoooa oh)
Gonna have a fun day
(whoooa oh)
No one knows what I’ll say
(whooa oh)
But Fox tells me that’s okay
Just another treason Monday

Headed to Helsinki
And I got to be there by nine
Vlad P. called through the back channel
To make sure that I’d be there on time
But it takes so long
Just to make it look like I’ve still got hair
I know Russia’s not our ally
But like Melanie, I don’t really care

It’s just another treason Monday
(whoooa oh)
Gonna have a fun day
(whoooa oh)
No one knows what I’ll say
(whooa oh)
But Fox tells me that’s okay
Just another treason Monday

All of the nights
Why did Mueller have to pick last Friday
To indict my pals
Doesn’t it matter
That I’ve got this treason meeting?
Shut that witch hunt down
Vlad tells me in his bedroom voice
C’mon Donny, don’t sanction my boys
Democracy it goes so fast
When you’re Russia’s clown

It’s just another treason Monday
(whoooa oh)
Gonna have a fun day
(whoooa oh)
No one knows what I’ll say
(whooa oh)
But Fox tells me that’s okay
Just another treason Monday