Idiomatic Idiocy

I’m going to concoct a plot to rotate a saying or two with wit but mainly silliness in mind. Can you keep up with the plot loop holes?

Nonsensical nonsense is the jolly-fun-greatest kind of nonsense. The early bird gets the toffee, though. A sticky circumstance for the bird of one feather.

I feel I may have missed a stick with that last phrase. A trick? Maybe I meant to go feather for leather and put my pedal to the plastic. That would certainly put a halt to this one trick rhino.

I think it is time for me to rise and pine now. My head is really strimming, winning? spinning?

Anyway, onwards and inwards.

J M Jackson Writes…