Universal Harmony

I’ve found the answer to the universe and everything

We have purchased a new universal remote control. Our life is now complete. Our particular model has a touchscreen along with most of the traditional physical buttons. It is called a universal remote because it has the capability to unite the universe in joyous harmony.

Oh, did I mention that the remote is called a “Harmony”? I mean, you can’t get any clearer than that, can you? It’s obvious when you think about it. Or even if you don’t think about it.

It even lights up when you move it, so it is beyond intelligent. It is utterly transcendent. I love our new universal remote control.