“poo-poo in the potty”

I never thought I would ever be so happy to see shit in my life.
But today was the day to be happy about shit.
He went “poo-poo in the potty” today.
I was alerted by “Knickers”.
So excited I was to see the shit, that I yelled and clapped out of shear pride.

Of course in the back of my mind I’m thinking, “Damn son, that’s a pretty big turd!”
It just doesn’t usually look that big when it’s all smushed up in a diaper.
Nonetheless, It’s a happy day. It’s officially “poo-poo in the potty” day.