15 Flirty Lines From Famous Literary Characters
“Macbeth, Mr. Darcy, and Atticus Finch walk into a bar…”
Welcome to your library after hours, where the bar is now open and characters from classic novels are free to roam. And flirt. Though some are better at it than others.
“Is this a sexy woman I see before me?”-Macbeth
“Listener, I married him, but we have an open relationship so its fine.”-Jane Eyre
“You look tolerable enough to talk to.”-Fitzwilliam Darcy
“I’d grant you 3 wishes and then some if you just rubbed my lamp, baby.” -The Genie from Aladdin
“Light of my loins — wait? You’re 18? Too old.”-Humbert Humbert
“Someone better tie me to this bar seat, because I want to jump into your arms.” -Odysseus
“We’re all horny here.” -Cheshire Cat
“Here’s my phone number, that’s for remembrance.”-Ophelia
“You never really understand a person until you are inside them.”-Atticus Finch
“Do you have a portrait in your attic too? Because you look suspiciously flawless.” _Dorian Gray
“If music be the food of love then let’s have dessert at my place.” -Duke Orsino
“To win your love I would take on 10 windmills.” -Don Quixote
“It’s a far far better thing, to give me your number, than to be alone. It will be far far better night than you have ever known.” -Edward Woodard
“Call me Ismael…or whatever you want.” -Ishmael
“Personally I think everyone besides you is wearing a mask here.” -Eric
