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15 Ways You Might End Up in a Naked Survival Scenario
Be careful where you go without clothing.
3 min readMar 7, 2025
- You go to take an outdoor shower at a remote jungle resort at the exact moment a volcano erupts.
- Your first annual naked solo hiking trip goes terribly wrong.
- Your first annual naked solo skydiving trip goes terribly wrong.
- Your first annual naked survival solo safari goes exactly according to plan.
- When your therapist suggested you try exposure therapy to get over your arachnophobia, you thought wandering into a rainforest without clothing was what she meant. But she just meant, like, going to the pet store to look at some spiders.
- Your name is Eve, and you’ve just met a talking snake.
- You are in a classic stress dream, but instead of showing up to school naked, you show up to a swamp naked.
- The one time you attempt the mile-high club and it’s right when the plane crashes.
- You are a baby whose parents have been stranded on an island for years. They have some clothes left from the plane wreck, but nothing in infant size. Couldn’t they have spent some of their time making baby clothes? That’s a question you will ask as soon as you can talk.
