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A Breakup Letter To My Diet

“You’re too controlling to be in a healthy relationship.”

Kyrie Gray
Nov 5 · 3 min read

Dear Diet,

If you’re reading this letter I’m already around the corner at the pizzeria. I’m sorry you had to find out like this. I should have just been honest from the beginning. As it is, I can’t pretend that this working. So I’m just going to say it. It’s over between us.

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Kyrie Gray

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Freelancer, comedian, and illustrator. Writes humor, practical advice, and about life. Check out Jane Austen’s Wastebasket for most of my funny scribbles.

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Humor inspired by the literature, history, and other non-lucrative college courses

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