Photo by rawpixel on Unsplash

Apps I Would Download If They Existed

Ideas for technology that would help everyone

Kyrie Gray
Dec 1, 2018 · 2 min read

Dine or Die

Deciding on a place to eat can damage any relationship. Given unlimited choices often means we’ll stall until, hungry beyond belief, we compromise for the closest location that no one really wanted. Dine or Die is an app that, once you enter in 3 restaurant choices and start the timer, gives you 1 minute to choose or the phone explodes.

Mooch

For those who like to borrow money with no intention of repaying. Having people send you money on the app guarantees that all records of the transaction are destroyed after the $$ hits your bank account, making it harder for them to prove you owe anything. Mooch will also automatically produce classic excuses to send like, “I’m having a rough month,” or “I should have the money soon, I’m so sorry for making you wait.”

Anxiet-Her

Tinder helps you find mates but, as an anxious lady, I just want someone to worry with me. This app will allow you to find similar personalities in your area. Want to have coffee and freak out over global warming? Netflix and rant about student loans? Anxiet-Her will find you ladies who are also looking for a shoulder to freak out on.

Settle

Can’t fight the need to find love. Settle is an app where those who are just too tired of dating go to settle for “good enough.” Find the “pretty good” fit for you today!


Thanks for reading! Feel free to check out similar posts below:

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Humor inspired by the literature, history, and other non-lucrative college courses

Kyrie Gray

Written by

Freelancer, comedian, and coffee drinker. Writing nerdy humor, practical advice, satire, and stories. Also draws comics sometimes.

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Humor inspired by the literature, history, and other non-lucrative college courses

Welcome to a place where words matter. On Medium, smart voices and original ideas take center stage - with no ads in sight. Watch
Follow all the topics you care about, and we’ll deliver the best stories for you to your homepage and inbox. Explore
Get unlimited access to the best stories on Medium — and support writers while you’re at it. Just $5/month. Upgrade