Beach Body Sloth?

A quick starter cheat-sheet for fashion aficionados

Go rogue — exfoliate feet without a trip to the nail bar.

Excoriate by Author

Skip the hair salon and opt for a sleek headwrap.

Head-wrap Happiness by author

Depilation — bathe in a vat of hair-removal lotion or …

Hairless by Author

Adopt a sun-protection robe.

The Muumuu of Mystery UPF 50 by Author

Walk to the snack-bar while reading an exercise book to show willing.

[Or an exercise book-cover disguising your novel.]

Acquire dark glasses to shield you from the potential glare of disapproval.

Anonymity is my Friend by Author

The right audio book may bolster your resolve.

Listen to Your Book Instead by Author

Claim your space with rest of humanity and soak up as much bon homie as you can muster.

A Plethora of Reading Choices by Author