Careers for Kids That Utilize Their Unique and Annoying Strengths

Put those freeloading children to work

Lisa Hides
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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Life is expensive, and kids have plenty of time on their hands when they’re not on screens or begging to be on screens.

Time to put those little freeloaders to work.

Not sure which way to steer them towards a fulfilling career? This handy Careers for Kids guide will help you identify your child’s special skills and the jobs that will suit them best.

Telemarketer

Does your child love asking the same questions over and over again until they eventually break you?

Can they convince you to buy things you had no intention of buying like a warm glass of your own lemonade?

Are they skillful at talking at you while you try desperately to get away?

If so, Telemarketer is the job for them!

As a Telemarketer, your child can harass people who are not you and earn money doing what they love! Everyone’s air ducts are going to be spotless with your kid on the job!

Elevator Operator

Does your child love pushing buttons, especially yours?

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