Fairytale Characters Visit Urgent Care
Because Doc the dwarf doesn’t have a medical license
Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom with no universal healthcare…
Receptionist: I’m afraid since you don’t have any insurance, you’re going to need to pay for this visit out of pocket.
Jack: Do you take magic beans?
Receptionist: No, but we’ll accept your firstborn.
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Princess 1: You’ve got to help me, Doctor! I kissed a frog who claimed he was really a prince, and now I have these nasty warts!
Doctor: The good news is you don’t have warts. That’s a myth. You do, however, have herpes.
Princess 1: I suppose all adventurous damsels do.
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Doctor: How can I help you today, my boy?
Pinocchio: It’s awfully embarrassing. Promise not to laugh?
Doctor: Of course! I’m a professional. I’ve seen everything
Pinocchio: And you won’t tell nobody?
Doctor: I assure you, anything you say will be kept under the strictest doctor-patient confidentiality. Now tell me what’s the matter.
