Frequently Asked Questions Concerning Our Invasion of Your Planet

Please read carefully before bothering one of your new overlords.

Despite the events of the past week is there any chance you come in peace?

I’m afraid not. The bloodshed and outright carnage we have been responsible for over the last seven days is fairly indictive of our long-term…

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