Fun Gender Reveal Party Ideas That Ignore the Safety of Society

Good parenting means your child’s gender is more important than environmental damage

Kyrie Gray
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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You’re having a baby! That’s pretty amazing, but not enough for you. You need to invite all your friends over to reveal the gender of your child. So what should you do? Cut a cake? Pop some balloons? Perish the thought! Your gender reveal party has to be special because your unborn baby is special. Imagine them hearing you didn’t do anything life-altering to celebrate their coming. That would be a real preventable tragedy.

Get fired up

Getting pregnant can feel like an Olympic event so why not treat it as thus? Dress two hired models in togas, blue and pink, and give them each a torch. Have them run through a forest, jumping over and under debris to get to their goal, the gender cauldron at the end of their race. Attach GoPros to their bodies to livestream the event for your guests. Ignore the small fires that start as the torches catch dry leaves and other tinder ablaze. You’ve got a gender to reveal!

Pick your poison

Perhaps social distancing is putting a cramp on your ability to throw a good party. Yet you want your friends to be surprised by the gender of your baby all at…

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