If the Spammy Emails in My Inbox Were Honest

They pretend to care just long enough for you to click that link

Maria Garcia
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket
4 min readApr 19, 2024


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The empty cart email:

Subject: Oops, Did You Forget Something?

Dear Alison,

It seems you forgot to complete your purchase. We’ve been stalking your abandoned…