If You Liked this Template We Made for Your WordPress Site, You’ll Love the One We Made for Your Life

Let us organize your life so you don’t have to and also don’t stand out too much or make a fool of yourself

Jeff King
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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That new blog of yours is kicking ass and taking names (literally through its easy-to-use contact form), and we are so honored to have been a part of your success. How’s that, you ask? Well, you didn’t think that free WordPress template you used for the website came out of nowhere did you?

Nope, that was us.

Every year we design hundreds of similar looking WordPress templates for use by hardworking entrepreneurs just like you.

We’ve recently entered Phase 2 of our multi-phase corporate strategy. This is where things start to get exciting! If you liked the WordPress template we designed for your blog, you’ll love the LifePress templates we’ve put together for your life!

The top comment we get on our WordPress templates is that they’re so “normal” looking. And that couldn’t be more accurate: through an automated analysis process, we’ve ensured that our templates each look basically like every other website on the internet. That’s on purpose. A “normal” website gives confidence and doesn’t distract…

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Jeff King
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Jeff's writing has appeared in McSweeney's, Johnny America, Jane Austen's Wastepaper Basket, MuddyUm, Slackjaw, and elsewhere. For more, visit jeffiswriting.ca.