Apr 11
3 min read
If You’re the First Husband of a Plucky Pioneer Woman in a Hallmark Movie, You Should Be Deeply Afraid
Love may come softly, but so does the Grim Reaper.
I see the hidden worry in your eyes, son. I know you’ve seen the way things are out here in the wild frontier. Perhaps you, like me, have reason to be deeply afraid. Well, that’s why I called you here today…
