In Conversation with Ruffles about Her Splashy Debut

Generating buzz, not only from flies

Tom Navratil
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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Ruffles contemplating her work. (Drawing by author.)

Moderator: Tulip Park’s featured artist this month is hometown dog Ruffles, whose pungently honest creations have been generating intense local interest. We’re here to discuss her recently-released debut, “Uncollected.”

Ruffles: I’m so honored. Ruff!

M: Everyone, please feel free to sit on the grass. It’s safe, right Ruffles?

R: Yes, I leave everything on the court.

M: That’s a perfect segue to my first question. What inspired the breakthrough that has this whole neighborhood — and beyond — abuzz? Many of us are wondering, given the widespread availability of more conventional options, what would give a suburban dog the idea that tennis courts were a suitable depository?

R: Sure, I get that a lot. It traces back to the shelter where I spent my early puppyhood. The volunteers meant well, I suppose, but they were extremely controlling. However, one of the long-term inmates, a basset hound named Klunks, taught me about resistance, about maintaining a sense of autonomy even within those cold concrete walls.

M: Can you tell us about the first time you pooped on a public court?

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Tom Navratil
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Tom Navratil writes fiction and humor from an undisclosed (because nobody ever asks) location outside Washington, DC.