Is it The New Smoking, The Old Kind, or just Smokin’ Hot?
A quiz
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2 min readMar 11, 2024
The New Smoking: Thoughts and behaviors that are (allegedly) very, very bad for you
The Old Kind: Literally emitting smoke
Smokin’ Hot: e.g., Channing Tatum circa 2012
- Spending over $1,000 on an electric sit-stand desk at which you only sit
- A malfunctioning toaster from 2019 that you’ve decided to just put up with now that Bed, Bath & Beyond stores are kaput
- Jeff Goldblum when you rewatch the 1996 film Independence Day in your late 30s
- Stopping couples therapy and deciding you’ll just read Glamour articles about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s relationship for tips to save your marriage
- Your pitch for a TV series starring Nicholas Hoult and Channing Tatum about that one time Peter the Great assembled a crackerjack team of serf strippers
- What will happen if the aforementioned TV show is ever produced. (You’ll binge it all night as an act of revenge procrastination, along with just the sex scenes in Lady…