Judas Iscariot’s Exit Interview

Upon his dismissal from Disciples by the Dozen, Inc.

Painting by Carl Bloch — Public domain

As part of the employee termination process, Disciples by the Dozen, Inc. frequently conducts exit interviews in hopes of identifying flaws both in the departing employees and in our organization. We are committed to maintaining our premier rating as one of the best companies to work for in the Greater Judea area.




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