Keep It in the Open or Hide It in the Closet? How to Prepare for Your Crush’s First Visit.
You want him to think you’re interesting instead of weird
Cane Sugar Syrup
Let’s start from the kitchen. This one is a definite “ keep” and you should put it somewhere prominent in the kitchen, where he can see you are expecting people over at any time for mixed alcoholic beverages and fun things like posing for selfies with your girlfriends. He won’t check the expiration date because he’s a guy. Accompany with a shaker and cocktail glasses for the added “party-ready” atmos.
Pasta Maker
Let’s hide this one. You think it shows your flair for domestic food preparation. In reality it will give off a tradwife vibe and might make him feel trapped. When you show him you can make fresh pasta, all he’ll see is you saying, “my womb is ready to make some babies to give all this pasta to.” Also, you want him to know you are on top form, waist-wise, so carbs have got to go.
Tagine Dish
Keep. It looks instagrammable, which you know he uses as this is how you guys met, and his own feed is full of candid travel snaps of Morocco and other European countries he has recently visited. Let’s even place this at the edge of a…
