Literary Names Under Consideration For My Firstborn Son

“Baby name books are out. Classic novels and fairy tales are in.”

Amy Colleen
May 20, 2020 · 3 min read

King Arthur

Dracula

Robinson Crusoe

(Pied) Piper

Dorian Gray

Oedipus

Long John Silver

Macbeth

Sherlock Holmes

Rumpelstiltskin

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Amy Colleen

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Historical costumer, fifty-cent-word purveyor, aspiring humorist, and Oxford comma fan. History, books, & musings of a new mom. Twitter: @sewistwrites

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Humor inspired by the literature, history, and other non-lucrative college courses

Amy Colleen

Written by

Historical costumer, fifty-cent-word purveyor, aspiring humorist, and Oxford comma fan. History, books, & musings of a new mom. Twitter: @sewistwrites

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Humor inspired by the literature, history, and other non-lucrative college courses

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