Mantras for First-Year Teachers, Explained by a Guy Who is Trying Not to Drown

I had no idea how much work would be required to stay afloat!

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I have found my paradise!

Congrats, you found a teaching job after fifty applications, fifteen interviews, and fourteen rejections. Paradise, for me, is the name of the cruise ship I just…




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Nat Hrvatin

Nat Hrvatin

Nat Hrvatin is a humor writer from Cleveland, Ohio. Check out her website or follow her on Twitter and Instagram @NatHrvatin.

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