Miss Kelli Defends Her Preschool Art Curriculum to Her Principal

She minored in Art History for this very moment

S. M. Strand
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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All art in this piece is the best efforts of the author. Except the Mona Lisa and the Rawpixel paint splash here.

Ms. Frampton, thank you for your surprise pop-in yesterday and your evaluation notes. I see you are concerned that I’m “neglecting to implement a sophisticated art curriculum” and “failing to foster a community of thoughtful creators.”

It’s interesting that you chose to come in just as Brian was having a meltdown, Sara peed in her pants, and I had directed the others to the art table so I could maintain some order while tending to the needy. But never mind all that! I’d like to address what you wrote about the children’s specific pieces, if I may.

You said that Austin “could only draw with a black crayon because Cassie was hoarding the other colors.” But is it not possible that Austin deliberately chose to render his potato people monochromatically? Bleak, untethered figures against a background of nothingness, under a portentous black sun. One can’t help but draw a thread to T. S. Eliot’s “hollow men…leaning together.” Perhaps, Ms. Frampton, the modest palette is meant to reflect our non-knowing of our status in existence.

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S. M. Strand
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

S. M. Strand is an educator and writer living in New England.