Nonbinary Book Titles
Making Literature Gender Neutral, One Book At a Time

Love to read? Hate gendered book titles? Here are some suggested improvements:
The Senior Citizen and the Sea
Death of a Salesperson
Homo Sapien of La Mancha
The Time Traveler’s Spouse

The Godparent
A Good Human is Hard to Find
The Person with the Golden Arm
No Country for Old Lifeforms
The Ruler of the Flies

People With Vaginas and People Without Vaginas in Love
Of Mice and People
Little Women, Men and Nonbinary Individuals
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Human
The Person Who Would be Royal

Invisible Earthling
Rich Biped, Poor Biped
The French Lieutenant’s Peep
The Person Who Mistook Their Partner for a Hat
The Individual with the Dragon Tattoo
The Siblings Karamazov
Biped Bovary
The Being in the High Castle
Mx Dalloway
(Have a suggestion for a gender-neutral book title? Share it as a response to this post! If it’s good enough, I’ll add it to the list.)
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Writing Coach and Medium Sherpa Roz Warren writes for everyone from the Funny Times to the New York Times, and is the author of Our Bodies, Our Shelves: Library Humor.
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