New Names for Insects I’d Like You to Consider

Butterflies don’t make butter so stop giving false hope

Butterflies

Butterflies. Why are they called butterflies? They don’t eat butter or look like butter. They should be named flutterflies or flowerflies. Even big-wing-flies, but not butterflies.

Moths

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Rachel is a freelance writer from the UK. Check out her latest novella Downhill From Wednesday on Amazon! www.racheldodman.com

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