The pizza that will destroy your friendship and other monsters

Hey everyone!

I’m currently writing and editing like mad while embracing everything “basic” about the season. Though the maple coffee was terrible (which you already knew if you read my official newsletter), I’ve gone through a box of “Autumn” tea and have an apple cake recipe ready to go for this weekend.

Speaking of which, it’s Friday! Which means it’s time to cozy up under your favorite blanket and peruse this week’s funny stories.

Stories:

This last slice of expensive pizza is out to destroy your relationships.

E.E. Cummings’ Poem Ripped by His Feedback Partner, F.F.

Monsters from mythology explain why you should fear all of them, even if they look…odd.

Greeting cards from the future that won’t bring you joy.

Something new as we get into the spooky season:

The story of the Japanese demon with two mouths which is on a new publication you might enjoy.

Thanks for reading!

Kyrie