The Ultimate Guide To Skincare For Women Over 40
Stop offending everyone around you with your decades-old skin
Are you over 40? How dare you.
Do you have crow’s feet? Angry elevens? Laugh lines? Gross.
Your first line of defense should be to come into our office where, for the low price of $4397, we will inject your distasteful wrinkles with our new pure Patriarchal Serum. It’s part of the new line from Misogyné.
However, if you’re not fully committed to appeasing everyone else around you with a perfectly smooth face, there are steps you can take at home.
Follow our fool proof, ultimate guide to skincare, and in only 97 minutes each morning, save the rest of the world the pain of looking at your naturally-aged face.
When was the last time you saw a woman on the silver screen with forehead lines? No one needs to see that. No one wants to see that. It doesn’t matter if she’s playing a middle aged mom of teenagers. If the teens in the movie don’t refer to her as a MILF, what is she even living for?
Back to you and your horrendous face. How do you expect any of your colleagues to focus when all they can see is visual evidence that your face has conveyed emotions before? How completely unprofessional. Youth demands respect…
