These Historical Women Dolls Will Make You Scream with Delight

Proving you can be a powerful role model for children once you have a hot bod

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Have you frequently thought, “Susan B. Anthony was pretty cool, but I wish she had been just a little bit hotter? Mattel agrees, and that’s why they want to make sure every girl has one of their Inspiring Women dolls. Because until their flaws have been cut away, how will children care what they did? Rosa Parks with wrinkles? No, thank you! Rosa Parks with legs for days? Yes, please!

Check out our lineup of other heroines—now with conventional attractiveness that makes them worthy of our admiration.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Sporting bright red pumps and a peace sign necklace made out of pearls, everything about this spicy lady screams “first.” With her signature fur coat and a double D bra size, she’s the FLILF you never knew you needed to teach your daughter that human rights advocates can be smart, confident, and yummy.

Harriet Tubman

Here’s a woman who puts the “sass” in Moses, if you mispronounce it slightly. She wears a chic conductor cap (get it?), and instead of the pistol she carried to protect escapees and encourage the terrified to press onward, she holds a…